We're the Only Ones Giving You Guidelines Enough

Most of the incidents have involved people walking home from MBTA stations between 10 p.m. and 1 a.m., and were committed by men in their early 20s. [More]
Man, the ol' Patriot Ledger is sure pushing that profiling envelope, aren't they?
And it's not like MBTA passengers stand much of a chance against muggers. Not being "Only Ones" n' all, who can carry more than a whistle...

It does seem their safety list is missing a few tips, you know, common sense stuff like they tell you to do in Illinois like:

1. Vomit
2. Surrender
3. Scream (while poking with "a rat tail comb")
4. Pull the covers over your head.

2. Surrender
3. Scream (while poking with "a rat tail comb")
4. Pull the covers over your head.

[Via Ed M]

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