WPCs from Cambridgeshire would be able to respond to calls of nature without breaking stride if the 'Shewees' - a plastic funnel that allows women to urinate without removing any clothing - are given the go ahead by police chiefs. [More]Enhancing respect for law enforcement across the Pond in Sarah Brady Paradise...
Just don't p!$$ 'em off...
Hell, why stop with Number One? Why not just give 'em all Depends and let them waddle about the beat with soggy loads? And it would probably work better than belling a cat.
I can just imagine a foot chase...