Police use helicopter to track man who took kindling from nature reserve [More]I know Robin Hood got in trouble for going after the King's deer--perhaps they don't want commoners grabbing the Royal wood...?
Anyway, I'm glad to see things have settled down over there to where they have the resources to devote to stuff like this--because we all know that if anything dangerous and bad goes down, they're "not obliged" to do anything about it.
[Via Steve T]