On Monday, St. Paul police were once again checking out reports of strange lights when they found Sawka flying his kites. They cited him for disorderly conduct, public nuisance and being in a park after hours. [More]Yeah, it's not like we easily-spooked and bamboozled primitives are capable of looking at it, thinking it's neat, and maybe investigating things ourselves if we're really all that curious...
This is a job for "law enforcement"!
And, of course, if he didn't obey, "established department protocols" along with the requisite thunderbolts would come into play.
Put the kite down, Franklin, and come along quietly!