How Many Dead Tyrants Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

 If I had MY guns taken away for every bad joke I've told that fell flat, why, I'd be an outlaw. [Read]

They are approved CFL bulbs though, right?  And they're not literally "screwing in a lightbulb"?

I also need to work on my timing.

[Via Ed M]

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