Darwin's Lord Mayor Graeme Sawyer has been found guilty of illegally possessing a replica gun and silencer. [More]No worries, mate:
[N]o conviction was recorded for the offence.Well tie me kangaroo down, sport. But after all, he is Lord Mayor.
It's not like they're going to let me Abos go loose, Bruce. Or any of the rest of you lot, either.
[Via Schoenauer 1903]