We're the Only Ones Concerned Enough

Chicago police voice concern about conceal-carry bill [More]
Well of course they do.

They join their Illinois State Police littermates in recommending more acceptable alternatives should you find yourself in mortal danger. You know:

Vomit.

Surrender.

Scream.

The only thing they're not voicing concern for is you surviving.

Forget it Jake, it's Chi-Town.

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