Sgt. Marrier stated that it was common practice and that ‘everyone' does it... [More]The more than marrier? (Sorry)
I haven't heard an excuse this lame since I used "Billy's Mom let's him do it!" on my Mom. Who thinks that worked?
No, everyone doesn't do it. Just the "Only Ones."
Although to be fair, I'm sure they would arrange for anyone they caught doing it to get free meals in lockup.
[Via Brian F]