If we have to have a television approach to the use of guns, let's move from the "Gunsmoke" approach to a "Star Trek" one.An Ed.D., naturally. They're generally kind of prickly on insisting being called "Doctor." What, after reading his cowardly nonsense, you didn't think this charlatan understood anything useful besides showing up at chow time, did you?
DR. DENNIS COGSWELL
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Why do I picture the dean yelling "COGSWELLLL!!! GET IN HERE!" and him running in ready to nervously toady and wheedle?
Still, he can help you find your soul (do regressives even believe in those?)
I'm not lookin' for my soul, Doc, but maybe you can help me find some sense in your Star Trek vs. Gunsmoke philosophy? And you do recall what General Trelane said when he first beheld a phaser?
"Oh how marvelous! Devastating! Why this could kill millions!"What's your argument? Cops are the "Only Ones" professional enough to carry guns? The trained professional who was killed was a cop? Cops shouldn't carry guns? Or just the rest of us?
Most illogical.
Beam this hostile alien life form out of here, Scotty. And launch a quarantine beacon to warn passing vessels.
[Via Mack H]