Dear Dr. Suzanne,
I hear this ticking noise coming from under the hood of my restored '65 Buick Special. It's got the old Wildcat 310 V8 and standard "three-on-the-tree" manual transmission. It does pretty good on oil and I checked all the belts and nothing seems to be leaking anywhere.
What would you recommended I look at next?
What? You have no fricking idea?
I hear this ticking noise coming from under the hood of my restored '65 Buick Special. It's got the old Wildcat 310 V8 and standard "three-on-the-tree" manual transmission. It does pretty good on oil and I checked all the belts and nothing seems to be leaking anywhere.
What would you recommended I look at next?
What? You have no fricking idea?
Well what makes you think you're qualified to give advice on gun safety and storage as if you're an authority and know what the hell you're talking about on issues outside of the practice of medicine? Just because you're a doctor?
What kind of gun safety training and certification have you obtained, and what are the qualifications of the accrediting body? Will you list your credentials for us?
Will your malpractice insurance cover you if someone gets hurt or killed listening to you because they were unable to retrieve and enable a locked and unloaded gun in time to respond to an emergency need? Will you assume personal liability if it does not?
See, after the car part, doc, you
What kind of gun safety training and certification have you obtained, and what are the qualifications of the accrediting body? Will you list your credentials for us?
Will your malpractice insurance cover you if someone gets hurt or killed listening to you because they were unable to retrieve and enable a locked and unloaded gun in time to respond to an emergency need? Will you assume personal liability if it does not?
See, after the car part, doc, you
What kind of gun safety training and certification have you obtained, and what are the qualifications of the accrediting body? Will you list your credentials for us?
Will your malpractice insurance cover you if someone gets hurt or killed listening to you because they were unable to retrieve and enable a locked and unloaded gun in time to respond to an emergency need? Will you assume personal liability if it does not?
See, after the car part, doc, you ought to be able to answer all of those questions if you're going to be responsible for your professional counsel.
If I were one of your patients, I'd insist on it.
Will your malpractice insurance cover you if someone gets hurt or killed listening to you because they were unable to retrieve and enable a locked and unloaded gun in time to respond to an emergency need? Will you assume personal liability if it does not?
See, after the car part, doc, you ought to be able to answer all of those questions if you're going to be responsible for your professional counsel.
If I were one of your patients, I'd insist on it.