I wish I could find a clip from one of the "Airplane" movies, where they were parodying the old coffee commercial where you could hear what the characters were thinking. The father 's thoughts were along the lines of "How was I to know she was only 14? Besides, she wanted it. They all want it. Every one of them. All the time."
That's what this unmitigated creepy old pervert reminds me of.
That's what this unmitigated creepy old pervert reminds me of.