“I know everything about you," said the caller in a high-pitched voice. "I've been watching you. Your every step. I'm coming for you Emily.” Also, “I'm a crazy mother f--er. This is not a game. This is not for some f--ing scary f--ing movie. This is real business.” Finally the caller ended with, “Don't you think of going to the police.” [More]I'm jealous. How come this never happens to me?
[Via William T]