Adding another bizarre twist for the depression-plagued exhibitionist in his downward-spiraling career, his former live-in-lover, who left him and then took up residence with someone she describes as "much better endowed," has taken legal steps to keep the dejected comic from contacting her, which ironically, will temporarily prohibit him from owning a gun until a court order is lifted.Also see:
"To get 3 a.m. calls and hear him crying 'Jenny!' in a Forest Gump accent, and then seeing him trailing her the next day in her rear view mirror, has given our client cause to fear for her safety," attorneys for the actress told reporters. [More]
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