Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy says his department is taking seriously a purported directive from a Chicago street gang to kill members of law enforcement. [More]Jeez, what a dilemma.
It's not exactly like you can go to that group the Founders deemed "necessary to the security of a free State" for help in a time of need, is it?
Forget it Jake, it's Chi-Town.
[Via William T]