About one-third of the people living in the national's [sic] capital are functionally illiterate...
Along with AP "authorized journalists," it would seem. These are no doubt the same people who support continuing the DC gun ban...
Gee, I wonder what they'd say if you asked them what their political affiliation is?
Aside from "What's that?"
On the bright side, they can always get a job over at the DEA...