John Coffin won't spend any more time in jail for beating up two sheriff's deputies inside his house, striking one in the head with a Taser gun he took from the other...
But Coffin, 56, had a right to defend his family and property because the deputies had no right to be in Coffin's house in the first place...
This is the kind of stare decisis I culd live with.
[Via Vinnie]
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