A Fentress County deputy lost his job after being accused of zapping a fellow deputy and an innocent citizen with a stun gun.
Investigators say Deputy Chris Peters borrowed a stun gun from the constable and then started shocking people.
Ha ha. Good one, Chris.
Hey, as long as you're in the mood for pranks, I've got another one for you to try: Break into an armed relative's house at night and don't tell 'em it's you!
Oh, my ribs, they ache with mirth!
I do have one question though: If I go and commit criminal assault on a couple people, including an "Only One," the worst thing that'll happen is I'll lose my job?
[Via Tony G]