"He had credentials. He had a badge. He had a phone number to call for verification," said Gerald Mayor Otis Schulte. "I don't know what else we could have done."Oh, gee, I don't know, Otis. Not being a highly qualified "Only One," I can only hazard a guess.
Say, you're not the same one from "The Andy Griffith Show," are you?
[Via c.tone]