TSA Agents Forced Woman To Remove Nipple Rings, Pulled Pants Off Disabled Man...BINGO! Give that man a cigar!
"It makes you feel like you have no rights," Perry said.
Now step through the scanner: We want to leer at your nakedness again.
But don't worry, the herders will play calming music, turn on the mood lighting and let you look at soothing pictures of flowers to distract you from the rape.
And remember: "They" hate us because we're free!
[Via Brian F]