We're the Only Ones Unbiased Enough

The judge replied, as judges there often do: "I find Officer Kanapsky's testimony to be credible. He is an unbiased witness."

But the officer is not really unbiased. The more tickets he writes, the more overtime he gets. Last year, Kanapsky spent so much time in court he increased his pay by $21,000.

Really. Who would ever believe an "Only One" would be motivated by more money. For himself. To buy stuff with. And live better.

It defies belief.

[Via Stan C and Michael G]

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