We're the Only Ones Anchored Enough

A former police sergeant who is married to a television news anchor admitted in court Friday that he used his authority to have sexual contact with a 17-year-old girl.

Hmmm. What does "There was never intercourse" remind me of?

I hope his 17-second unconditional discharge* was worth the one-year conditional one.

I can't help but notice this marriage is the perfect illustration of the "public/private partnership" between "Only Ones" and "Authorized Journalists."

[Via OrangeNeckinNY]

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