“Pacman to Ditka: “From my cold, dead hands!”...This one is making the rounds in the gun community and it seems some in our ranks are eating it up.
Mr. Ditka’s proposal to strip all professional football players of their God-given right to self-defense is nothing less than communism.”
Understand that "Serious Sports News Network" is a satire site.
The other joke, of course, is that meathead Mike Ditka.
[Via SameNoKami]