Some business owners in this crime-plagued city say recent enforcement of a decades-old ordinance prohibiting some types of barbed wire and razor wire is making Newark more attractive — to thieves. [More]'ere now, we can't 'ave these blokes 'urtin' themselves, can we?
Just leave the shed door open and 'ave a spot o' tea.
There's a good chap.
[Via Zachary G]