“We’re going to start knocking on doors at the end of January,” said state police Detective Sgt. Eric Barlow. [More]"Dave's not here."
Yeah, right. The "Only Ones" will knock if they suspect armed criminals are on the other side of the door.
Good one.
Hey--so much for no door-to-door confiscation, now that they've got their foot in the door...
[Via Brian F]