I have a natural antipathy towards guns in the home (I have known three people whose death coincided with the improperly stored guns in a house). [More]Who have you been hanging out with, Scott? I'm trying to recall if I've ever personally known anyone "whose death coincided with the improperly stored guns in a house" (what the hell does that even mean?), and I've known quite a few gun owners. Nope--none in my circle of relatives, friends and acquaintances...
Not that I expect that to persuade you.
Here, Scott. This will probably bring you at least some comfort if you ever find yourself utterly incapable of protecting that wife and daughter you mentioned. Not that it will save you--or them--from that "tea-bagging" you're so pleased to know all about...
[Via W3]