During a bizarre hearing there yesterday, a Superior Court judge dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown police officer accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves in rural Southampton in 2006, claiming a grand jury couldn't infer whether the cows had been "tormented" or "puzzled" by the situation or even irritated that they'd been duped out of a meal.I don't know judge. Get down in front of the defendant and and let's find out.
"If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, would it say, 'Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk,' " Judge James J. Morley asked. [More]
This may surprise you, but I say if this Robert Melia degenerate can beat the under-aged girl raps, they ought to reinstate him to the force. His presence on the exalted team would provide a valuable daily "Only Ones" illustration to everyone in Moorestown.
I thought of a caption for his mugshot: All cattle and no hat.
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