"My wife screamed at him, 'Help! My daughter needs CPR,'" Michael said.
He said the uniformed man "smirked" and replied, "I don't do CPR." [More]
Huh? What? No, the "mystery man" doesn't work here. That couldn't have been one of our cars.
Hey, Sarge, can I have a work order form? Yeah, my dash cam went on the fritz yesterday...
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