Will there be a gun massacre in Ambridge? [Read]
Yeah, I know it's just a show, but it's one written to evoke emotional effects in its audience. And it does prove truth is stranger than fiction.
Because the real question is, if there were a massacre in a real village, who would be equipped to do a damn thing about it?
And we all know the answer to that question.
Note: I can't get this page to display in Firefox for some reason--perhaps my popup blocker is affecting it. I had to use IE to read the linked article.
[Via cycjec]