A policeman who said he was shot by an unknown assailant actually shot himself with a gun he stole from the police department's property room, Dayton police Chief Julian Davis said Wednesday.
So the Fink is now on paid sick leave. And Awwwww..."he didn't reach out to anybody to tell us what was going on."
How very "Oprah" of you, Chief. Do you invest yourself emotionally with all common thieves, or just the lying, authority-abusing ones who need a throwaway piece for use on citizens?
But there I go being cynical. I'm sure the same treatment and concern would be extended to the rest of us non-"Only Ones" as well.
What? We'd be cuffed to the bed railing in the jail infirmary? No way...